Hey gang, do you want rock-hard abba dabba dabbas!
I’ve just moved my blog posting program shortcut into the instant-access portion of my quicklaunch bar (instead of the access-intense part that requires a whole ‘nother click to get me to blogging love). The idea is that if I see that little blue “b” icon there all the time it’ll make me bother you innocent blogreaders more often, or something. I’m still not really comfortable with posting tooooooooooo often with this current design, because the instant access part of the site (with just the www and the .com there, and nothing else to get between you and orgiastic fulfillment) only has the single post. I know that one day I’m going to get over my right-alignment fetish - this will most likely happen immediately after I’ve seen the site on IE5 Mac, fucked if I know why that piece of shite garbles CSS2 code so badly.
So when the redesign bug grabs me, I’m going to make some changes around here. A search function might be nice, maybe some kind of “last 5 entries” dealie on the main page. I’m also thinking a “what’s Dr Dave been up to lately” sidebar would be cool, but I’ll be buggered if I can figure out how I would sort that out without major effort. Dave’s comments come under such a plethora of pseudonyms that I couldn’t just have a “show last 5 comments containing the username ‘Dr*’”, ditto for IP addresses, and I can imagine an “are you Dr Dave” checkbox might be abused at one time or another…
This is bollocks by the way, I ran out of stuff to say a good several-hundred-finger-wiggles ago, but it’s so nice to be doing this, watching the characters march across the screen like so many little antsies in my pantsies.
Umm…
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LOOK OVER THERE!!!!!!!
/edit: Shit. I forgot the important bit.
Last night I played my first visuals gig with Musiq for Pleasure, well played is probably too strong a word, seeing that there wasn’t a projector out on the Red Room balcony, so I was just behind (kind of squashed in next to) the decks recording the set my laptop and editing prospective visuals on my laptop.
Either way I had a blast. I think I’m going to do all my editing in this way from now on - get a spastic rotating coloured light, some cool music, cheap beer and free Red Bull (leave it for another time to sing the praises for EAS Presidente Extrordinaire Angry Don for getting Red Bull to sponsor the EAS) and I seem to work like a demon. I end up reading Driver on my laptop, in bed at 6:30am, but it’s still well worth the productivity gain.
If you put a ‘Are you Dr Dave?’ button I’d imagine I’d be the only person who didn’t actually tick it.
I still want one though.
Do you know what the problem with society is? I do, cause I know fuckin everything. The 2 major issues that make society suck are:
You.
Pretty much everyone else.
You suck because you’re too fuckin tolerant of people being fuckin retarded and your lack of action helps to spread the problem.
Lets take 4WD’s for example. Fuck. There’s a lot of them around now isn’t there? Great big fuck off ones, obviously never designed to be taken over anything bigger than a speed bump of childs skull.
People who own them suck. You probably know this. Of course the owners will spew ‘facts’ about them being safer or some other justification based entirely on fiction. But this can easily be countered with ‘Thats bullshit and you’re a twat’.
But you don’t say that. You tolerate it. You might think the line above, but you want say it out loud.
You tolerating this person buying a 4WD makes it okay for other people to buy 4WD’s. And use the same line of bullshit justification.
DONT. FUCKIN. TAKE IT.
Start attacking parked 4WD’s with claw hammers. Hurl abuse at the drivers whenever you can. Spraypaint stencils of cunts on them.
This vandalism is not only fun, it stoped the problem spreading.
And this technique can be applied to so many fucked things in society. Rice boys. ‘Tough’ cunts. Rascists. Christians who think September 11 happened because God was angry that all the pro-choicers and homosexuals and pagans were not slowly drowned in cement.
Racist Fuckwit: “Man I hate slopes”
You, scared of confrontation: “Mmm”
Racist Fuckwit: “Man I hate fags”
The new, improved non tolerant you: “Shut the fuck up you silly cunt. Think whatever the fuck you like but don’t drivel the shite in my prescense because I’ll kick you’re fuckin face in”
Best friend a racist? Next time they say something fuckin daft like “I would have blown Hitler” tell them that they’re no fuckin friend of yours.
I mean fuck, what are you scared of? This people are obviously, outwardly emotionally retarded and socially inept. What are they going to do?
There is shit out there which is not okay. And you’re putting up with it.
Its why the government and businesses walk all over you and people are allowed to be irresponsable and retarded and obnoxious and so is the next generation.
This is why you suck and how everyone else sucking is your partially your fault.
I fucked up lots of words in that. I dont care, because you’re a cunt and you probably drive a land rover and mollest children.
did they ever find those 4WD’s in Iraq?
yauo make me laff.
my gf is currently busy chatting away to her bro in NZ. She’s calling him a poostink maori… ummmm
This site works just great in my favourite Mozilla Firebird… even the weird side note thingy.
You’ve been to america right? Idaho potatoes. Never really matched up to our english spuds.
Fuck me… this is the first time I’ve been internet on the drunk for a while.
Posting more is good. Just don’t forget how bored I get at work.
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