Y’know what? Yes. I totally wa…
Y’know what? Yes. I totally want to destroy your sweater. Give me the thread and bugger off.
RT @RSPCAau: Be careful with l…
RT @RSPCAau: Be careful with links you get in DMs today everyone. I’ve got a few that appear to be phishing attempts.
Just blew up a chicken liver i…
Just blew up a chicken liver in the microwave. If I turn up dead tomorrow, tell the cops to look for a brunette with no tolerance for offal.
Mainstream Media! Whoo! Link t…
Mainstream Media! Whoo! Link to some of my live vids was featured on CourierMail/News.com.au – http://tr.im/DdKS – total plays generated? 4!
@songcarver In between Dali an…
@songcarver In between Dali and Gaudi, Chupa Chups really do have the “Awesome Spanish Artists” scene locked down.
Dear Bloggers & Internet Writi…
Dear Bloggers & Internet Writing People: STOP WRITING FUCKING TOP 10 LISTS. If you don’t have something to say, go back to middle management
@songcarver I just had the “Ti…
@songcarver I just had the “Time Machine Has Not Backed Up Your Mac” dialogue steal focus. Reminded me that you’d asked previously, and lo!
That wave of rain reminded me …
That wave of rain reminded me that I posted pictures of painting @RowleyCowper’s new Surfboard! http://tr.im/D45P
@TaraSimmons Nice work. That w…
@TaraSimmons Nice work. That was some cacophonous wizzing just now.
Pa! Pa! The rains have come. I…
Pa! Pa! The rains have come. I’m scared! http://tr.im/D3Z7 [NSFW]